The Dolly Parton Collection

Right now I am listening to the Dolly Parton Collection which is a great double album. I never really knew much about Dolly Parton outside of her having fucking cannons for tits as well as singing the original version of "I Will Always Love You." I always thought those were her only claims to fame but oh was I wrong. I'd say other than Patsy Cline and Loretta Lynn, she has the greatest voice out of all other female country singers. I just looked at this record and it has a sticker on it that says "Imported From Britain." That's funny to me. I can't imagine Dolly Parton or any American Country being popular in Britain. Can you imagine walking into a bar in Liverpool and throwing Dolly Parton on? I would imagine it'd be kind of weird. Does England even have country music? That is the one genre of music that I have never really heard come from that country. I mean the Beatles, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin all had some sort of country sounding song but nothing like Dolly Parton. Right now a song is on called Mule Skinner Blues...MULE SKINNER BLUES!!! That is so fucking insane! I would hope you'd have the blues after skinning any animal, unless of course you are totally country and skin animals for a living. But even then I bet if you had a bad day at the "office" then you could technically have mule skinner blues but if you have mule skinner blues then that means you hate skinning mules therefore you should quit immediately because if you hate animal skinning but don't want to quit because it's a job, then you're kind of fucked up.